Total Medals Earned: 780 (From 122 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,980 Points
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Score 200 points
Score 500 points
Score 750 points
Medals Earned: 5/9 (135/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Round up the troops.
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Only save the women.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/50 points)
Click on any donate button.
Beat the game with a score of under 500.
Beat the game on the first difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the second difficulty setting.
Beat the game on the last difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/110 points)
Play the game
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/80 (20/400 points)
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Medals Earned: 22/22 (500/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 3/8 (25/350 points)
Hit 20 notes in a row
Hit 40 notes in a row
Hit 30 notes in a row
Hit 50 notes in a row
Hit 100 notes in a row
Get 98% or better on a Vuvu Hero song
Hit 200 notes in a row
Hit 300 notes in a row
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/150 points)
Mindchamber survives the battle
Support Pico Day
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
Medals Earned: 9/20 (80/500 points)
Beat The Black And White Level 1
Beat BAW Level 2
Beat BAW Level 3
Beat BAW Level 4
Beat BAW Level 5
Get to the Colored Levels
Beat Orange Level 1
Beat Red Level 1
View the HowTo
Beat Blue Level 1
Beat Green Level 1
Beat Indigo Level 1
View The Credits
Beat Violet Level 1
Beat The Rainbow Level
Beat Yellow Level 1
Have the screen be unbearably flashy while playing
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/490 points)
Detect la Poirot!
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.